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  • new page Talk to your wife
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You tell your wife Lesly you don't really feel like hosting Wheel of Fortune for real today. You host your own version of it in bed instead and Lesly...
  • new page Eat breakfast
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You tuck into your bacon and eggs but then realize some liberal has seasoned your eggs with Tide Pod juice! Too bad you already bit in. YOU ARE DEAD!...
  • new page Talk to him rudely
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You say Trebek is a pompous ass and he stabs you. YOU ARE DEAD! Go back to Pat Sajak to play again
  • new page Take him up on his offer
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You meet Trebek in his dressing room and notice that his bony flesh is completely exposed. You decide to reveal yours too and release all the tension...
  • new page Talk to him nicely
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You compliment Trebek on his silvery hair. He says you have nice straw-colored hair yourself and to meet him in the dressing room before Wheel. Take...
  • new page Play a few practice rounds
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: Unfortunately, your tie gets caught on the wheel and pulls you in. YOU HAVE DIED! Go to Pat Sajak to play again
  • new page Talk to Vanna
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You and Vanna bang in a closet like you are used to doing after the show. It is fun because you like Vanna. CONGRATULATIONS! You have unlocked the...
  • new page Talk to Meredith
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: Meredith lets you put little Sajak between her absolutely massive wheels (bigger than Vanna's) but nothing else. CONGRATULATIONS! You have unlocked...
  • new page Keep it fair
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: Meredith wins anyway. She does not win the Bonus Round. But Vanna White appears to be looking you up and down. What are you, some kind of piece of...
  • new page Rig the game in favor of the contestant
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: Oh no! The producer, Mr. Recudorp, finds out, and you are fired from Wheel of Fortune! Your wife kills you because you got fired. YOU ARE DEAD! Go...
  • new page Start hosting now
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You start hosting the game show WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE! Then you see that one of the contestants has absolutely huge "wheels". Her name is Meredith. Rig...
  • new page Ignore him
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You ignore the incessant Trebek and go to the Wheel of Fortune set. Start hosting now Play a few practice rounds
  • new page Go to Wheel of Fortune
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: You are at Wheel of Fortune. But then you run into Alex Trebek! What do you do? Ignore him Talk to him nicely Talk to him rudely
  • new page Pat Sajak
    created by A FANDOM user
    New page: This is a game where you ARE Pat Sajak! Click the links to go through Sajak's World. WARNING:THIS GAME IS RATED M. You wake up today and you realize...
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